Michael Jackson Died!!

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R.I.P
Easy as 1, 2, 3

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So Michael's career did end with an arrest after all.

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Some people are saying Michael Jackson's dying wish was to be melted down and turned into plastic bags, so he could remain a danger to small children.

Others are saying how his dying wish was to be melted down into plastic cups, so children could carry on getting their lips around his rim.

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We were watching some Michael Jackson videos on Youtube last night to show my son how great an artist he was.
My son said "Dad, why does he keep touching his willy?"

I said "Son, for 25 million, I'd have let him touch your willy"

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Jockey's at tomorrows Newmarket Meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone in living memory.

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They interviewed Michael's girlfriend on TV yesterday, she said she was devastated - first her parents left her in Portugal, and now this.

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I hear Madame Tussauds have just acquired a perfect plastic model of Michael Jackson.

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What's Blue and sticks out of Michael Jackson's bed?

Billy's Jeans...

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Micheal jackson dies of cardiac arrest: Finally an arrest that will actually stick

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Reports are in that Micheal Jackson may have choked on a small bone.

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What's brown and getting smaller?

McCauley Culkin's arsehole.

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Michael J. Fox is reportedly so distraught at the death of Michael Jackson that he's shaking uncontrollably.

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Jacko's body has left the morgue ... apparently followed by other corpses in a well choreographed dance routine!!

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Early reports say that Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed over...

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Whats the difference between Janet Jackson and the English cricket team?

Janet will get her hands on the ashes.