They must be totally crazy... I mean, how could a person expect to do that to themselves and not bleed to death...?

There was an episode of Nip Tuck where the kid tried to do that to himself with nail clippers... Of course, he did one snip, passed out, then nearly blead to death.. As any sane person would expect..

Although in favour of this guy, it is not the dumbest news report that has been posted here..