Bilbo banned yet again?

[Gandalf]

The only way that boy gets a six pack is if someone tattoos one on his stomach.....maybe.

I can't even picture Bilbo sitting through a stomach tattoo. He'd be running out of the shop in tears 5 minutes in.

He'll get it done and then refuse to pay the Tattoo artist on moral grounds.

"because like I won't even watch the tattoo most of the time so why should I pay for it? Also the tattooist has spent money before in his life so therefor can indefinitely afford to keep making a loss because his lb (sorry pound) losing ability is proven to be endless"

He'll than ask saddo to ban him to his flat so he can hide from the angry tattoo artist.

Hahaha! Very Bilbo!