Quote Originally Posted by boozeboxer View Post
b. Why do people have children? Unless super wealthy, why the fuck would you want children? One ticket to not acquiring wealth is having a bunch of kids. Let's get a fucking minivan and drive those loud little fuckers around.
Better yet, why don't we time the trip to the grocery store for when Boozeboxer goes shopping. I swear to god if another little toothless fucker with a spongebob shirt on gives me shit I am going to run over him with a buggy. Then the parents take up for them like i was throwing jello shots and aborted kids at the Pope on the way to Chemo therapy. Speaking of abortion: some of these fuckers are candidates for it, like a post-abortion surgery 5 years after birth.
I agree, it's HARD to get wealthy if you have kids (even if you're collecting child support, you might get by, but you won't get rich from it). I know several people I went to school with who are now parents, whether it was accidental from just one night of fun, or intentional, I don't know. And while I'm happy for them, I DO NOT envy them one bit.
While I have nothing against children, I don't know that I'll ever have what it takes to be a dad. I just don't have that kind of loving patience and charisma that so many other adults have. If I ever date a girl who is one of those people who can't get pregnant, it'd be like winning the lottery!!!!!