Is chedder cheese the greatest food of all time?

[CFH]

I thought your mum was still lactating?


Hey I posted some cool mma vids in the favorite mma fighter thread; chk. em' out.

My mom is dead, I arranged for Saddo to kill her off last week. She's still in the basement, stuffed in bin liners, but as she was the one who did the cleaning I don;t have anyone to carry her outside.

It was a shortsighted plan in many respects.

Damn you; that 1st line killed me. My stomach knotted up; I thought you were serious until I kept reading. I thought you were going to go crawl in your bubble and pass out for the night?

So did I at first. It only lasted a second, but I felt terrible for a moment there. Nice use of the semi-colon by the way, it's probably my favorite piece of punctuation.