NASA tapes over original moon walk tape

[CFH]

Ok so it seems I am now convinced nobod has been to the moon; and everyone seems to agree.


What do we do now

Have an orgy?

Fukkin' A....You can all land on my full moon any time. A cool crater to go digging in Eeew I just started gagging.

For once, I'm not quite sure how to reply...

[amat]

I wonder what they taped over it with? For comedic value, I'm going to assume it was something on TV. So what was it? Maybe like a Charlies Angels marathon, a Falcons-Dolphins game from 1967 or just some wierd 1960's hippie porno.

Or maybe it was video of all the astronauts vomiting?

[amat]

So how did it go down?


Here smoke this.

Welcome.


...hello


Here smoke this.


Now look at this shit.



.....



Now look at this.



.....



.... Remain calm or more will come.



....




....It's working.



Now listen, you landed on the moon tonight. Go over the briefing....Then rewrite to make sure every detail sticks.



Hey, it's working.



We're almost there.



OK we're done.



What you do last night?



Landed on the moon...



NO YOU DIDN'T!



IT WORKED!

[Gandalf]

I went to the moon, so I don't know what you are all talking about.

It's a lovely place really. I went up there in my spaceship, did a few experiments and drove around in my moon buggy for a bit. There was a squirrel there drinking a can of Stella Artois lager which I thought was quite remarkable. I came back home and my Mum asked me what it was like on the Moon. I didn't know how to respond and found myself projectile vomiting all over the room. I never talked about my experience after that. It was too much to deal with.

[amat]

They have cans of stella? Or is that exclusive to the moon?

[Gandalf]

They have cans of stella? Or is that exclusive to the moon?

It's possible that they have a whole factory up there being operated by squirrels.