ALI

"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."



"I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them."



"I ain't got no quarrel with those Vietcong."



"Howard Cosell was gonna be a boxer when he was a kid—only they couldn't find a mouthpiece big enough."



"I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on."