True Blood Season Two **SPOILERS**

[Diane]

Yeah I thought it was another great show. The handjob scene was ok but I'm hoping for more in future episodes. Also I hope she doesn't insist on making Bible references during sex, I can't think of anything more off putting, fucking freak.

Her husband is turning more and nerdy every time I see him and the hole Soldiers of the Son thing is really really lame. They are basically exactly how I'd imagine an army of God to be, wholly ineffective.

It is weird Maryann's obsession with Tara. I initially thought she was befriending her just to get at Sam.

Maryann's powers are also really freaky, I'd love to be able to control people like that, that's the best super power of all imo.

I was thinking the other day that show is making me even more perverted as well, not only do I want to fuck a female vampire but I even like the idea of doing Maryann whilst she chants in that chilling Arabic voice and her hands turn to claws and start lightly scratching my body.

Is that weird, or is this show supposed to be erotic in that way?

Well I'm sure that there will be plenty more with Sara and Jason, the hand job was just forplay for them, and us.

Yeah, I'm not feeling the whole church story at all so far, but I guess they need to have the good vs evil story going on. Hopefully with Sookie showing up, things will get a little better.

Yeah, it's getting a little annoying to me the whole Maryann's obsession with Tara, just don't get it. And what's with the bull$hit about her house, and wanting to move in with Tara at Sookie's place. And what is Egg? He can't just be some normal guy.

Oddly enough, you wanting to fuk a female vampire, and Maryann, doesn't surprise me one bit. However, I don't think that Maryann can scratch lightly with those things. One wank of your pecker, and it would be gone like John Wayne Bobbits.

The most boring episode of the season so far, but was still enjoyable..

Diane, tell me if i am getting a bit too neurotic, but normally i turn the show off before the previews of the next episode, purposely.. i don't want to know anything that is going to happen. THIS week, i was at a friends and he kept it on, and i saw a few seconds, of sookie going to the church and of that female vampire (i assume is bill's maker) talking to Eric i think..

anyway, i think we should make a pact to NOT watch those previews and not talk about them. i kind of like the surprise. if i didn't see those clips or read what you wrote, i wouldn't know that sookie was going to the church and i wouldn't have seen the female vampire at the end talking to the other vampires in dallas..

just an idea as i don't read the true blood forums or anything so besides here and talking to my cousin, i don't hear anything besides the episode from the past week..


anyway.. i would absolutely want to date a vampure! when i was younger, a few of my friends and i had a ridiculous obsession w/ vampires.. and this is going to sound really nerdy and gay, but i was probably like 14 at the time, and was at the mall w/ my friend, and this girl came up to us, said hi and that she knew our friend, and said "aren't you guys vampires?".. totally serious.. it was really funny, but that was a cool moment in my life hahah..

if i had a chance to become one, i would in a second and not think twice about it.

I love watching the previews!!! It gets me guessing about what might happen, and it pumps me up for the next episode.

How about I just don't post anything about it, so that I don't spoil anything for you?

Yes, what you described was scenes for next week, so you're not neurotic, well at least not about the show.

Just kidding.