I have 14 "Saddo Friends" but one of my friends is myself

[Julius Rain]

I'm one, who's the other?

i like legion, i like to tie legion on a trian track and eat popcorns from his butthole while my wife tosses my salad.

Sounds intoxicating; let's do it soon.

nice try legion, but i told you before there will be no butthole activities between the two of us.