friday night party thread

[CGM]

I remember once in my younger days, sharing a house with another guy, who was out of town at the time, and I decided to host a spur of the moment party. Word got out and a ton of people showed up, thank God most of them were my friends.

Anyways, we were all just a rockin, I can't recall what I was drinking, but the last thing I remember the place was packed and I was leaning out the kitchen window puking my guts out. The next thing I know, I wake up the next day sprawled in a chair, the sun is shining, and there's no-one around. I find out from my friends that the party went on for a few more hours, with me passed out right in the middle of things.

[Diane]

Well I work 11 hour days, 5 days a week, so I'm too fuking tired to go out on Fridays.

Not that I'm complaining, because I get to spend Friday nights with my favorite guys. I watch FNF with Danny, and post and have fun with my boys here at the same time.

I'll share one funny/embarrassing Friday night drunkiness story though.

This was probably about 7 years ago, and I had to play a double header coed softball game that didn't start until after 10:00 pm, and by the time we got done playing, and made it to the bar, it was already after 1:00 am. So we didn't have much time to drink.

So right off the bat, I ordered 2 double shots of whiskey to get started. Within 45 minutes I had done about 10 shots, and since I hadn't eaten all day, those shots hit me like a ton of bricks. I have no idea how many more I had after that. So then, I just left without telling my friends, who were pissed because they didn't want me to drive, but luckily I only lived about 4 miles away, and some how I made it home.

The next thing I remember, is becoming semi-conscious, and feeling kind of cold, thought nothing of it, started to passout again, but the cold was getting to me. So I opened my eyes and tried to focus, when realized that I was sitting in my lounger out on my deck, it was dark outside still, and I had turned on the light that shines down on the deck.

Now at the time I was living in a ranch duplex, so our deck was built on the side of the house, so it was facing our neighbors place, who happened to be another rental with two college guys living there.

So I'm sitting there trying to focus, and wondering why the hell I went out there, when I realized that I was sitting there completely naked. That kind of sobered me up a little, enough that I crawled inside to my bed, and prayed that no one had seen me.

So the next day, I obviously slept in late, but then I got up, and went to the grocery store. When I came back, and was unloading my car, the two guys from next door come over, and say hello with big grins on their face. I of course, am $hitting bricks knowing why they are probably grinning. Then both of them hand me a bunch of quarters, and asked me when the next peep show was going to be. I thought I was going to die of embarrassment right then and there. They said that when they came home, they seen me because the lights were shining right down on me, and their headlights hit me as well as they turned into the driveway. They also admitted to coming over and taking a closer look.

But wait, it gets better....

I also had a friend living with me for a bit, because she needed a place to stay. She had gotten up before me, because she had to go somewhere, and when she returned, she was telling me that she had a hard time sleeping, because cars kept going by and beeping their horn, and she didn't know why. Of course, I had to tell her what happened, God, she couldn't stop laughing at me.

I just thank God, that my son was at his dads that weekend.