Look on the bright side Lefty, you won't have many of those 4am getting home sessions mate.

And as Miles says it's the law of the country you are in, sure there some places where you could shag a hamster but if you try it Stateside i don't think the argument ' I can do it it back home in Moldovoronia' will hold much weight.

That aside I still hope you have a good time, you'll remeber more being sober