Heartwarming Elephant Story

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Once upon a time a young man, lets call him by his nick name 'saddoboxer'.

One day Saddoboxer walked into the jungles of Manilla and shared a nice lunch of fibre and a cup of squeezed monkey juice with a young Gorilla.
Years later he met up with another Gorilla whom he also attempted to have lunch and a drink with;
Over lunch and a chat about the greatness of the Phiilipines and its peoples the Gorilla was heard to say "Actually No we dont all look fuking alike" and punched his balls clean off cause this time around he had met up with Boxing Gorilla not Manilla Gorilla.

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