Up the top of Queensland i've heard there are spiders as big as your face! That's enough to keep me down south, and I still get over run with white tails every year...

Beautiful up there.. The women would be fantastic up there as well, and one of the more laid back relaxed parts of Australia.. Despite our International image, there are a tremendous amount of sour assholes in Oz... But up North where it's warm you'd have a great experience with great people...

Just pack some shorts, singlet, beach towel, sunscreen and sunnies and your set!