Passed my A-Levels and last night partying..

[Diane]

And just when I thought I was done with masturbating . Thanks a lot Diane . My lawyer will be sending you the bill for my medical expenses.

Have you recovered from your session (cough, cough) yesterday?

Well, my right hand has frozen into something resembling a deformed claw and I seem to have developed severe tendonitis in my left wrist as a result of the festivities. So I guess until the batteries in my anal-vibrator recharge, yes I am done.

God, I feel like Bilbo all of a sudden... Please kill me.