Smash you soppy fucka!!!
Didn't know you were off to Malta.

Oh! shit Smash good for you fella.
Run a muck over there and go balls out fella.

Do me a favor while your out there do the following.

Get yourself a couple of girls Malta, a bag of cocaine and some cakes.

Do a couple of lines out of the crack of their arse and then shove cake up their cunt. Once you shove the cake up their cunt FUCK the cake out of them...

Let me know how it goes fella.
I got mad love for 'ya Smash.