Honoured though I am to apparently have a thread about me in this most secret of holy places, I am not a previous poster under a new name.

Obviously my name is not X, though (as I am not a Black Muslim in training, nor a porn star, nor a mutant superhero oops, nearly gave it away there.)

'Pretty funny but wierd' - I am happy with that !!

The One - your stange feeling may be 'love' ? You may have an internet crush?? Speak to Smashup to find out more.