ha I swear when I went to see Britney Spears at the O2 in the summer (yes I know) there was a tube strike with only one line running and it was EXACTLY like that!

We literally couldn't get on the first 4 or so trains because you couldn't squeeze on, in the end me and my friend, and a group of crazed Welsh Britney fan girls just stormed the train like that, it was absolutely insane everybody nose to nose.

I was holding on to this pole for balance and only after did I realise I had my hand on this guys dick for the whole journey, true story