Quote Originally Posted by Missy
nice one Star. Even worse for them they have a nipper.
That's probably the reason he was chatting you up - his wife's vagina has obviously stretched so much giving birth that it has reached and surpassed its' elastic limit. A whole new meaning of "wedding ring".

The gentleman concerned may as well dip his wick in a bucket of snot, for all the pleasure he is getting out of his wife (in fact she probably went to the toilet to try and tuck her lips back in her socks).

He was probably doing what Captain Kirk did when he met all those green alien women that he ended up screwing, saying 'you have an interesting face' to try and tease out any immediate reactions like 'thank you, and I fuck through my ears', just checking that the physiologies fitted together, as it were.