A Fable for today's Britain

[El Kabong]

....did you post that for my birthday? How very thoughtful of you, I love it!

[Scrap]

Sadly true, X

[generalbulldog]

....did you post that for my birthday? How very thoughtful of you, I love it!

Don't worry when Obama is done there will be an American Democrat version.

[Cortez The Killer]

Good Sir,

I am an elected official of the Grasshopper Council and I find your message not only misinformed, but highly inflammatory.

You shall hear from my superiors, via me, again. This matter will go to Britsh court, whereas myself, on the representation of my superiors, shall settle for a meagar amount of most of your monetary worth.

Adios, and buenos noches.


Senor Ainsworth, demi-god of british manor.

[Cortez The Killer]

My mother was mortal. However, she was penetrated sexually by Zeus, the god of lightening-bolts.

Thus, my genetics are superior to yours. I am part mortal, and part demi-god.

The blood of Zeus runs through me. I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Almost true; it was very blonde when I was young, but now it's light brown.

I don't know why that happened.

[Drago]

yo X that has truelyu depressed me think i am gonna go hang myself (and my family will sue you)