A girl in a bar said to me, 'I wouldn't fuck you if we were the last two people left alive on a desert island'.
Leaning in and whispering, 'But who would be around to stop me', wiped the smug look off her face.
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A girl in a bar said to me, 'I wouldn't fuck you if we were the last two people left alive on a desert island'.
Leaning in and whispering, 'But who would be around to stop me', wiped the smug look off her face.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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If I was stuck on a desert island with a woman, It would have to be a woman who doesn't sweat the small stuff. So I guess I am going alone.
But if I had to take someone, maybe Sarah Silverman.
I'd rather take a book than a move. Maybe Bullfinch's Mythology. That would keep me going for a while.
Music? hmmm tough call. I'd get tired of the same old rock/blues album all the time. Maybe something classical. Beethoven's Sixth, or Glenn Gould's The Goldberg Variations comes to mind.
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The Gladiator
The black album
Megan Fox
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Movie was kinda hard to choose but i would say Juice
Album well its really a mixtape but Da Drought 3
woman Rihanna
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Gee you dug deep for this thread!
The original Morticia at 30 or Barbra Eden at 22
Strauss waltzes by Mantovani orchestra
Movie tough one. mmmm tick tock tick tock ............
A french modern classic maybe Amalie or one of the same directors other movies with subtitles so that I could learn another the language from it.
A book ! Sas survival handbook.
Album: "The Essential: Miles Davis"
Movie: The Big Sleep, maybe if I watch it enough it'll make more sense
Woman: Eva Green
Book: The Kama Sutra![]()
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Movie: 'Boat Building Techniques'
Album: 'Marine Navigation CD'
Woman: 'Ellen MacArthur'
See you later suckers.![]()
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rape humor.
Bilbo knocked this one out of the park, in kind of a creepy way but still.
Music-Radiohead-The Bends. Its not my favorite album of all time but every song is good which you would think would have to be a must. Plus I wouldn't want a real uptempo or real laid back album as you need variety and this would work.
Movie-fuck I don't know. Shaun of the Dead just cause I watched that again the other night. I would probably want this choice back, I just can't think of one right now. For some reason I can watch The Mission over and over, not sure If I'd choose that though. Go with Shaun of the Dead for now even though its kind of a weak candidate. I hate making lists.
Woman-Mila Kunis. I don't know why, I just saw her in a movie not long ago and was shocked by how good she looked in it.
Book would have to be the series of George R.R. Martin if he ever finishes it.
Or War and Peace just cause I always said I'd read it and will almost certainly never get around to it.
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