It'll be a 'rum' do if they manage a draw against England. Trinidad and Tobago will have to put in a 'spirit'ed performance to avoid a 'cane'ing.

I understand that loads of Scots are supporting T&T because one of the players surname is 'Scotland', so are they also fans of the 1990 German side as one of their players was 'Kuntz'?

Hey, how about this one - if T&T lose, and both Scottish T&T fans are really upset about it - will the Sun headline be "Angus two are bitter" (Angostura Bitter, geddit geddit!!)