skysports got the better of me!

[BIG H]

I think I'm gonna subsribe - the only reason I haevn't is becuase I hardly ever get to watch any sport, having a wife that hates sport and a daughter that just wants to watch Mickey Mouse Club House or Handy Manny

[Oggie]

I welcome you all to the dark side, Sky Sports.

[Oggie]

I think I'm gonna subsribe - the only reason I haevn't is becuase I hardly ever get to watch any sport, having a wife that hates sport and a daughter that just wants to watch Mickey Mouse Club House or Handy Manny

Admit it man, you're totally whipped.

[BIG H]

I think I'm gonna subsribe - the only reason I haevn't is becuase I hardly ever get to watch any sport, having a wife that hates sport and a daughter that just wants to watch Mickey Mouse Club House or Handy Manny

Admit it man, you're totally whipped.

Pathetic innit

[Oggie]

I think I'm gonna subsribe - the only reason I haevn't is becuase I hardly ever get to watch any sport, having a wife that hates sport and a daughter that just wants to watch Mickey Mouse Club House or Handy Manny

Admit it man, you're totally whipped.

Pathetic innit

Yes, it is.
It seems they have you from all angles, younger and older.

Let me ask you a question; Do you have a beard?
If you don't, grow one now. It's a subtle way of declaring your alpha maleness, and asserting your position of dominance. Whenever one of the ladies disagrees with you, on any subject, just grunt. Don't utter words... show them your dominance by totally disregarding their opinion with a grunt. If they persist, start jumping up and down on the furniture whilst beating your chest at the same time. I know from experience, they will quickly leave you alone and you can relax safe in the knowledge that you are the man.
It is important to offer voluntary (Stuff you don't give a fook about) concessions here and there though, or else the young one will rebel in the coming years and your wife will withhold sex. If that happens, you know as well as I do that you'll come crawling back like a weak little bitch. What else could be more humiliating for an alpha male than that? Nothing.

You have to get the balance right, I trust you can do this man.
Start with the beard, and work it from there.
You are the man.
You are...
THE MAN.

[BIG H]

Admit it man, you're totally whipped.

Pathetic innit

Yes, it is.
It seems they have you from all angles, younger and older.

Let me ask you a question; Do you have a beard?
If you don't, grow one now. It's a subtle way of declaring your alpha maleness, and asserting your position of dominance. Whenever one of the ladies disagrees with you, on any subject, just grunt. Don't utter words... show them your dominance by totally disregarding their opinion with a grunt. If they persist, start jumping up and down on the furniture whilst beating your chest at the same time. I know from experience, they will quickly leave you alone and you can relax safe in the knowledge that you are the man.
It is important to offer voluntary (Stuff you don't give a fook about) concessions here and there though, or else the young one will rebel in the coming years and your wife will withhold sex. If that happens, you know as well as I do that you'll come crawling back like a weak little bitch. What else could be more humiliating for an alpha male than that? Nothing.

You have to get the balance right, I trust you can do this man.
Start with the beard, and work it from there.
You are the man.
You are...
THE MAN.

LMAO

[Master]

I subscribed too for the same amount but do not have the + box. I will keep it until Decemberish, way too expensive and the kids need to eat.

[superheavyrhun]

I subscribed too for the same amount but do not have the + box. I will keep it until Decemberish, way too expensive and the kids need to eat.

You can always let the stronger of the kids prey on the weaker ones and let them feed on each other for a while. Either that or become a modern day fagin and send them on thieving raids to Netto or Lidl.

[Drago]

I subscribed too for the same amount but do not have the + box. I will keep it until Decemberish, way too expensive and the kids need to eat.

i will keep till end of football season as world cup will be on terestrail tv anyway

[Drago]

I think I'm gonna subsribe - the only reason I haevn't is becuase I hardly ever get to watch any sport, having a wife that hates sport and a daughter that just wants to watch Mickey Mouse Club House or Handy Manny

this sounds like my life but even worse as i have 2 daughters, i was watching the manchester derby last sunday & the girls were running round the frontroom like it was christmas day or summit, i thought why did i even bother getting skysports (i need to get a tv & skysports in my shed or garage)