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I'm a helpful guy.
I got a message from Bilbo the other day, came by carrier pigeon;
Hey,
The rumors are NOT true. It's a misunderstanding, trust me.
There is no connection whatsoever between me and that mysterious Russian cargo ship (Arctic Sea) that was spotted off the coast of many European countries a month ago.
I categorically deny any involvement.
That is all.
For now.
-Bilbo
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You know something, I'm being 100% serious here, shortly the story about that ship broke I happened to be some strange counter-culture news site and they were speculating about what happened etc. and when the information began trickling out weeks later they had pretty much gotten it right. I have no doubt Bilbo probably reads the same site.
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I wonder if I should go ahead and move this thread to the off-topic forum.
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It started off as thread with one man simply looking for peace between all members.
Now we have moved into the realm of conspiracy theories involving Bilbo and a Russian cargo ship, gay love, turtle love, and a man who cannot view more than 5 colours at once without bringing gay consequences.
The dancing banana is the official stamp of ruin for all threads.![]()
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Maybe we should move on to talking about gay turtle love between Bilbo and the crew of the Russian ship, which was clearly smuggling weapons to somewhere.
You know, as I type this I swear I'm just remembering having a dream in which Bilbo flooded the forum with ladyboy porn... I need a shrink (again).
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