Double standards.

[CFH]

You don't know what love is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz2cUX0CNA8What do ya say Oggie, I know this quite little villa just outside of Montreal...

Can I bring my friend Puck?
He is just so much fun, you won't belieeeve it!

So that's what Bilbo has been up to during his self-imposed ban. I'm not surprised you were involved Oggie...