Double standards.

[Oggie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz2cUX0CNA8What do ya say Oggie, I know this quite little villa just outside of Montreal...

Can I bring my friend Puck?
He is just so much fun, you won't belieeeve it!

So that's what Bilbo has been up to during his self-imposed ban. I'm not surprised you were involved Oggie...

I'm a helpful guy.
I got a message from Bilbo the other day, came by carrier pigeon;

Hey,
The rumors are NOT true. It's a misunderstanding, trust me.
There is no connection whatsoever between me and that mysterious Russian cargo ship (Arctic Sea) that was spotted off the coast of many European countries a month ago.
I categorically deny any involvement.

That is all.
For now.

-Bilbo