Right, for the sake of your own IQs could everybody here going on about how massive the size difference is please say (even if you're just pretending) that you were just joking and you were 100% aware of the obvious camera trick being used to make haye appear like a midget.

They're not standing side by side, Haye is a few feet behind Valuev and the camera is on an angle to them.

Shit Valuev may be tall but I don't think that his head is over twice the size of an average human being or that he is 3ft taller than a 6 foot 3 man.

Any one watch father ted? it reminds me of when he's explaining to dougal (he's a little simple) about depth perception...

FatherTed: Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These
[he points to some plastic cows on the table]
FatherTed: are very small; those
[pointing at some cows out of the window]
FatherTed: are far away...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmU_q5xrnto