Classic Saddo jokes.

[Master]

3 men watching a pole dancer.
First man gets £10 and sticks it on her right buttock.
Second man gets £20 and sticks it on her left buttock.
Third man takes out his VISA card, swipes her ass and takes £30 Cash back!

[Dark Lord Al]

Was out shopping in Manchester with my wife yesterday ,she said
" See that guy over there with the mustache "

i replied " yes i see him"

she said " he was in your class at Junior school "

I looked very puzzled at this.

My wife said " Why the puzzled look , dont you know him"?

I said "I really don't remember anyone with a mustache in my junior school class "!!

[Master]

Fuck as a verb

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fu cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fu cked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fu ck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fu ck), an adverb (Mary is fu cking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fu ck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fu cking beautiful) or an interjection (Fu ck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fu ck she's also stupid).

[Violent Demise]

Why should a Jew invest in a bakery?

So he can always remember his grand parents

[brucelee]

Fuck as a verb

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fu cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fu cked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fu ck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fu ck), an adverb (Mary is fu cking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fu ck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fu cking beautiful) or an interjection (Fu ck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fu ck she's also stupid).

LOL. I only use that word when i'm doing it. never thought it can be presented in many forms.

[Master]

If Men Wrote Problem Pages...

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The Man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

[OumaFan]

I didn't read this here...

A priest is checking into a motel and as he's about to leave to go find his room he turns around and says to the receptionist "by the way the porn channel is disabled right?" and the receptionist looks up and goes "no its just regular porn"

[amat]

fucking VD, haha you idiot. My friends used to call my only Jewish friend Oven, I was always worried I would get expelled if someone heard me saying that in school.