Not happy about a text message I got today

[CFH]

All it said was

A N B G

I thought it was bang out of order

I went into the butchers' the other day, and he said to me:

"I'll give you ten pounds if you can reach those two bits of meat from the top shelf for me".

"I'm not doing that, the steaks are too high!"

I was teaching today. At first I didn't realise I was teaching the largest class at the whole school.

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