Are you a lefty or a righty?

[Youngblood]

I lost one ball in an unfortunate smelting incident. Not really. It was a biking accident. Not really. There was a biking accident tho. This part is true. Now I hang a bit to the right.

[Kev]

The right is lower, and also considerably bigger than the left.

My left testicle is maybe the size of size of a very small grape whilst my right is about the size of a conker.

[Gandalf]

I've a feeling that this thread might be mocking my own thread.

After careful analysis I have come to the conclusion that I am a balanced individual. Cough. Splutter.

[CutMeMick]

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