Things you have learned in life that cuts time and makes things easier.

[Wayne]

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

[Kev]

This site has some amazing tips for better wanking.

Sex with Food: How to Masturbate with Food

The food topics are my favourites, he recommends taking the head off a squid and cleaning the insides out then fucking into that for a great feeling, it even has that authentic fish aroma.

The weirdest one of all is this though, I'll copy and paste

Egg Beater

I'm watching my cholesterol, so I only use the egg whites:

When I masturbate I break 2 eggs (from the refrigerator) and lubricate my cock head, shaft and balls with the egg gel . I pour the remaining egg on the clean floor. Watching an erotic film I put my dick on the slippery floor. Then I play my dick freely on the floor and think of pussy. If you have extra remaining egg. pour it on your ass hole. It is really amazing

I think Clubber should give it a try and tell us if it really is all that.

[Kev]

Here is another gem about what's the best thing to cum into.

He recommends a scrapbook....

• In a scrapbook
  
  Do you like to keep a record of your accomplishments? Buy a large scrapbook with plain heavy paper pages. Before you start masturbating, lay the book open to a fresh page. When you cum, spew your wad onto the paper. Write down the date and any comments (volume, consistency, etc.). Let it dry completely, otherwise the pages will stick together.

Can you imagine finding your mate's cum scrapbook, that would be really really weird.

[Andre]

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

Out in the traffic these days that could possible save your life by pulling out the fuse of some angry hyper fool.

"Im so sorry, its my fault I made a mistake". is like pouring water on a fire".
High IQ + no ego beats low IQ + emotionally challenged any day of the week.

[Wayne]

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

Out in the traffic these days that could possible save your life by pulling out the fuse of some angry hyper fool.

"Im so sorry, its my fault I made a mistake". is like pouring water on a fire".
High IQ + no ego beats low IQ + emotionally challenged any day of the week.

I was thinking more in a context of a man to a woman, but that works too.

[Andre]

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

Out in the traffic these days that could possible save your life by pulling out the fuse of some angry hyper fool.

"Im so sorry, its my fault I made a mistake". is like pouring water on a fire".
High IQ + no ego beats low IQ + emotionally challenged any day of the week.

I was thinking more in a context of a man to a woman, but that works too.

Never.
In that case just nod alot and go Hmm yeah but dont listen to anything she says.

If you dont hear /it doesnt matter.

[Andre]

Cuttlefish used with water (not the shell) cleans anything off smooth surfaces like old rusty knives, burnt cooking pots,cuts down resin fast to an even surface.Cleans glass, polished granite and marble very fast. Slightly abrasive like a powdered cleaner but doesnt scratch once you peel the shell of it.

[Scrap]

Being Deaf saves loads of time, Pardon, Oh Fuck off

[Andre]

Sure saves on having to help with the housework.