Zelenoff give up boxing, diss EAst Side Boxing and goes all MMA

[Diane]

I should send his video's to MTV, he surely is a candidate for Bully Beatdown. That would probably be the best one ever made if they got him to do it.

Diane, do you really want to give Charlie an opportunity to make any money ?

Seriously? You really think that he could actually win?

[Nameless]

I should send his video's to MTV, he surely is a candidate for Bully Beatdown. That would probably be the best one ever made if they got him to do it.

Diane, do you really want to give Charlie an opportunity to make any money ?

Seriously? You really think that he could actually win?

Win? Sure no. However, the rules for bully beatdown are:

3 minutes to submit the other one as often as you can, starts with 5000 and you lose 1000 every time you're submitted.

Then a fighting round:

3 minutes to knock down or to the ref to stop the fight, if the guy is knocked down, he lost 5000, if he survives, he wins 5000.


Charlie would be knocked out for sure. But maybe he would be submitted only 3 or 4 times in 3 minutes, which means he would do a fair 1000 euros indeed...

[Diane]

Diane, do you really want to give Charlie an opportunity to make any money ?

Seriously? You really think that he could actually win?

Win? Sure no. However, the rules for bully beatdown are:

3 minutes to submit the other one as often as you can, starts with 5000 and you lose 1000 every time you're submitted.

Then a fighting round:

3 minutes to knock down or to the ref to stop the fight, if the guy is knocked down, he lost 5000, if he survives, he wins 5000.


Charlie would be knocked out for sure. But maybe he would be submitted only 3 or 4 times in 3 minutes, which means he would do a fair 1000 euros indeed...

I know the rules, I watch the show all the time.

I say he submits 5 times within 2 minutes, and then gets knocked out in the 2nd round.

[Nameless]

Seriously? You really think that he could actually win?

Win? Sure no. However, the rules for bully beatdown are:

3 minutes to submit the other one as often as you can, starts with 5000 and you lose 1000 every time you're submitted.

Then a fighting round:

3 minutes to knock down or to the ref to stop the fight, if the guy is knocked down, he lost 5000, if he survives, he wins 5000.


Charlie would be knocked out for sure. But maybe he would be submitted only 3 or 4 times in 3 minutes, which means he would do a fair 1000 euros indeed...

I know the rules, I watch the show all the time.

I say he submits 5 times within 2 minutes, and then gets knocked out in the 2nd round.

I would just be scared that he got submitted 4 times and make 1000 dollars... and then make a video saying: "1000 niggas, I made 1000 dollars in one minute, can you beat it? NObody could believe I could not be submitted 5 times by a professional but I did bunch of lil faggots, just to show you I have heart".

[El Kabong]

I found an MMA opponent for him....someone PLEASE make it happen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaIVASuydM
Dan Quinn....although he does love his Stevia


I would like to fight Zelenoff, but I would fear criminal action against me.

[JazMerkin]

I found an MMA opponent for him....someone PLEASE make it happen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaIVASuydM
Dan Quinn....although he does love his Stevia


I would like to fight Zelenoff, but I would fear criminal action against me.

I swear him & Zelenoff have the same bedroom. They must be part of a comedy double act. I have to say if I ever go LA, I will definitely visit the Monstor's gym (in the ghetto of Melrose ) for some sparring

[Nameless]

I found an MMA opponent for him....someone PLEASE make it happen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaIVASuydMDan Quinn....although he does love his Stevia


I would like to fight Zelenoff, but I would fear criminal action against me.

I swear him & Zelenoff have the same bedroom. They must be part of a comedy double act. I have to say if I ever go LA, I will definitely visit the Monstor's gym (in the ghetto of Melrose ) for some sparring

Moral of that story: concussions can turn you into a friggin fuck nut but damn funny comedian.

[Nameless]

I found an MMA opponent for him....someone PLEASE make it happen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaIVASuydMDan Quinn....although he does love his Stevia


I would like to fight Zelenoff, but I would fear criminal action against me.

With a contract, with gloves and a referee, you're protected my friend and you have all my love, support and blessing to go straight away... it would be formidable.