Zelenoff give up boxing, diss EAst Side Boxing and goes all MMA

[Gandalf]

He's also a skateboarder/basketball player/rapper/gangster

I wonder if he watches cartoon netowrk and has pictures of John Cena and other cliched 'cool' stuff that 13 year old boys like?

lol, without doubt

America is the only country in the world where anything is possible. Its quite feasible for someone like zelenoff to enter a talentless industry such as the rap scene and make millions from it.

If he were british/australian he`d probably be in an institution right now. If he was ghanian/arabic he`d of been stoned to death long time ago. But in america.................anythings possible

There is no doubt that the guy is a certifiable nut job. Is he like that 24/7? I don't know how anyone could tolerate him. He must be a virgin.

[Nameless]

He's also a skateboarder/basketball player/rapper/gangster

I wonder if he watches cartoon netowrk and has pictures of John Cena and other cliched 'cool' stuff that 13 year old boys like?

lol, without doubt

America is the only country in the world where anything is possible. Its quite feasible for someone like zelenoff to enter a talentless industry such as the rap scene and make millions from it.

If he were british/australian he`d probably be in an institution right now. If he was ghanian/arabic he`d of been stoned to death long time ago. But in america.................anythings possible

There is no doubt that the guy is a certifiable nut job. Is he like that 24/7? I don't know how anyone could tolerate him. He must be a virgin.

As I understood it, he has no job... so I guess that his dad is a rich man paying everything for him and to probably deny the fact that his son is a clinical case of schysophrenic that doesn't want to be treated.

[Diane]

I should send his video's to MTV, he surely is a candidate for Bully Beatdown. That would probably be the best one ever made if they got him to do it.

Diane, do you really want to give Charlie an opportunity to make any money ?

Seriously? You really think that he could actually win?

[Nameless]

I should send his video's to MTV, he surely is a candidate for Bully Beatdown. That would probably be the best one ever made if they got him to do it.

Diane, do you really want to give Charlie an opportunity to make any money ?

Seriously? You really think that he could actually win?

Win? Sure no. However, the rules for bully beatdown are:

3 minutes to submit the other one as often as you can, starts with 5000 and you lose 1000 every time you're submitted.

Then a fighting round:

3 minutes to knock down or to the ref to stop the fight, if the guy is knocked down, he lost 5000, if he survives, he wins 5000.


Charlie would be knocked out for sure. But maybe he would be submitted only 3 or 4 times in 3 minutes, which means he would do a fair 1000 euros indeed...

[killersheep]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95e17OMzzOQ

so awesome.

Good to see he's prepared for 30 lb. quadraplegic opponent.

[Youngblood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95e17OMzzOQ

so awesome.

Good to see he's prepared for 30 lb. quadraplegic opponent.

"Ground and pound mothafukkas!"

[Fenster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95e17OMzzOQ

so awesome.

Good to see he's prepared for 30 lb. quadraplegic opponent.

"Ground and pound mothafukkas!"

How can anyone watch that video and not think the guy is a pisstaking comedy genius? Hilarious

[BIG H]

Bahahaha - just watched it - that is genius - Jax eat your heart out son

[Diane]

Diane, do you really want to give Charlie an opportunity to make any money ?

Seriously? You really think that he could actually win?

Win? Sure no. However, the rules for bully beatdown are:

3 minutes to submit the other one as often as you can, starts with 5000 and you lose 1000 every time you're submitted.

Then a fighting round:

3 minutes to knock down or to the ref to stop the fight, if the guy is knocked down, he lost 5000, if he survives, he wins 5000.


Charlie would be knocked out for sure. But maybe he would be submitted only 3 or 4 times in 3 minutes, which means he would do a fair 1000 euros indeed...

I know the rules, I watch the show all the time.

I say he submits 5 times within 2 minutes, and then gets knocked out in the 2nd round.

[JazMerkin]

He's also a skateboarder/basketball player/rapper/gangster

I wonder if he watches cartoon netowrk and has pictures of John Cena and other cliched 'cool' stuff that 13 year old boys like?

lol, without doubt

America is the only country in the world where anything is possible. Its quite feasible for someone like zelenoff to enter a talentless industry such as the rap scene and make millions from it.

If he were british/australian he`d probably be in an institution right now. If he was ghanian/arabic he`d of been stoned to death long time ago. But in america.................anythings possible

Ah, the usual cultural understanding from you Mr Garnett. Ghana is one of the most advanced countries in Africa, there is no way anyone gets stoned to death there.

Oh & let's face it ain't like Britain isn't arguably better than anywhere eles for complete talentless morons to advance well & become huge stars. Remember the late Ms Jade Goody or Jordan. Hell, Boris Johnson became Mayor of London, that would be unthinkable in even the most simplistic of banana republics. Actually, come to think of it, how have you not got your own TV show??

[Nameless]

Seriously? You really think that he could actually win?

Win? Sure no. However, the rules for bully beatdown are:

3 minutes to submit the other one as often as you can, starts with 5000 and you lose 1000 every time you're submitted.

Then a fighting round:

3 minutes to knock down or to the ref to stop the fight, if the guy is knocked down, he lost 5000, if he survives, he wins 5000.


Charlie would be knocked out for sure. But maybe he would be submitted only 3 or 4 times in 3 minutes, which means he would do a fair 1000 euros indeed...

I know the rules, I watch the show all the time.

I say he submits 5 times within 2 minutes, and then gets knocked out in the 2nd round.

I would just be scared that he got submitted 4 times and make 1000 dollars... and then make a video saying: "1000 niggas, I made 1000 dollars in one minute, can you beat it? NObody could believe I could not be submitted 5 times by a professional but I did bunch of lil faggots, just to show you I have heart".

[El Kabong]

I found an MMA opponent for him....someone PLEASE make it happen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaIVASuydM
Dan Quinn....although he does love his Stevia


I would like to fight Zelenoff, but I would fear criminal action against me.

[JazMerkin]

I found an MMA opponent for him....someone PLEASE make it happen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaIVASuydM
Dan Quinn....although he does love his Stevia


I would like to fight Zelenoff, but I would fear criminal action against me.

I swear him & Zelenoff have the same bedroom. They must be part of a comedy double act. I have to say if I ever go LA, I will definitely visit the Monstor's gym (in the ghetto of Melrose ) for some sparring

[Nameless]

I found an MMA opponent for him....someone PLEASE make it happen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaIVASuydMDan Quinn....although he does love his Stevia


I would like to fight Zelenoff, but I would fear criminal action against me.

With a contract, with gloves and a referee, you're protected my friend and you have all my love, support and blessing to go straight away... it would be formidable.

[Nameless]

I found an MMA opponent for him....someone PLEASE make it happen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaIVASuydMDan Quinn....although he does love his Stevia


I would like to fight Zelenoff, but I would fear criminal action against me.

I swear him & Zelenoff have the same bedroom. They must be part of a comedy double act. I have to say if I ever go LA, I will definitely visit the Monstor's gym (in the ghetto of Melrose ) for some sparring

Moral of that story: concussions can turn you into a friggin fuck nut but damn funny comedian.