VH1 Divas 2009 - Who is the best?

[El Kabong]

id hit Kelly Clarkson

.....with a heimlich manuver because she was trying to eat a whole steak in one bite and she started choking.


Dat's a huge b*tch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaCBB5nHSIA

[AdamGB]

I bet you both have the same bf%...

[El Kabong]

I bet you both have the same bf%...

and I bet you have a busted grill, what's your point?.....that was mean of me, I forgive you for trying to stir up shit. I have been a tad lazy recently, but still I figure on a bf% I'm way better off than Clarkson, women have more fat any way....the god damn cows

[AdamGB]

No mate... I wore a brace for a year when I was a teenager, you know... dental care? it's sort of a standard thing in this country... unless you go back to the 70s anyway or look at our inbred royal family.

I wasn't trying to stir anything up Mister Lyle... just, like you've said yourself... women are naturally fatter than males, they don't have the testosterone for it.

She's overweight but it's not like she's not obese, it's harder for women to control their fat... if she did some serious dieting she'd probably reach a normal weight... if you made the same effort you'd start to get fairly cut... so if you aren't then you can't exactly knock her for not making an effort you aren't either...

[El Kabong]

I'm not THAT out of shape....I'm also not famous so who the hell cares what I weigh?

[AdamGB]

Well if you're not that out of shape and you put the same ammount effort in that you want her to put in then you would be an adonis...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cCN3NVZj4A

Just kidding!

[El Kabong]

....I apparently have a better metabolism than her.