Dear Lord, Mike Tyson to be on Oprah

[amat]

Ideally he would like to be remembered like George Foreman. If you're my age or younger you grow up thinking, oh George is a big, nice, grill peddling, gentle giant. You don't really hear about how mean and fiersome he was. I compare him Kareem Abdul Jabaar, ask most people my age and they won't have even heard about Kareem's meanstreak or his hostility with the media and fans. With time you just hear about the sky hook.

Now though you see Mike and they will never stop showing the soundbytes he produced, along with the knockouts. And someone is always going to ask, "how did he get that tattoo on his face?"

[Youngblood]

I hope it is a happy Oprah visit. Not normal happy either. I'm talking Tom Cruise happy, with lots of jumping around, and maybe even grabbing Oprah by the arms...and accidentally pulling one or both off, or at the very least dislocating them. Bahh. I set my sights wayy too high sometimes.