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Re: Classic Saddo jokes.
An Chinese man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller,
"Why it change? Yestaday I get two hunat daras fo yen - today I get hunat eighty daras?
The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese man says, "Fluc you white guys too!<O</O
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Re: Classic Saddo jokes.
Stephen Gateley was found with chocolate in and around his arse ,
Police suspect George Micheal was " CARELESS WITH A WHISPER "
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Re: Classic Saddo jokes.
David Beckham at a press conference.....
"I like em because they taste nice and make my breath smell fresh "
Reporter shouts back........
"TACTICS YOU THICK C*NT"<O
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Re: Classic Saddo jokes.
An old dear walks into a butchers a says to the butcher "Excuse me young man is that a sheeps head in the window"? To which the butcher replies "No luv, thats a mirror"!<O
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Master the Beckham one Im still pissing myself classic.
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Re: Classic Saddo jokes.
There was an explosion at the pie factory last night.
3.14159 people died.
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Re: Classic Saddo jokes.
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
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