Classic Saddo jokes.

[Master]

David Beckham at a press conference.....

"I like em because they taste nice and make my breath smell fresh "

Reporter shouts back........

"TACTICS YOU THICK C*NT"<O</O

[Master]

An old dear walks into a butchers a says to the butcher "Excuse me young man is that a sheeps head in the window"? To which the butcher replies "No luv, thats a mirror"!<O</O

[Scrap]

Master the Beckham one Im still pissing myself classic.

[superheavyrhun]

There was an explosion at the pie factory last night.

3.14159 people died.

[Andre]

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

[Master]

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup
when the waiter comes back from the kitchen he has his thumb in the soup

Man: "why is your thumb in my soup?
Waiter: "I'm keeping it warm"
Man: "Why don't you shove it up your ar se?"
Waiter: "I do when I'm in the kitchen"<O</O

[Master]

A very distinguished looking American lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down.

The PROPRIETOR, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her.

To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk skirt and points to her right inner thigh, very high up.

"Right here," she says, " I want you to tattoo a turkey, and underneath it I want the words 'Thanks Giving' " .

Then she points to her left thigh just as high up, and says, "On this side, I want you to tattoo an evergreen tree with lights and tinsel and an angel on top, and underneath it I want the word 'Christmas' ".

The owner looks at her. "Ooh, lady, it's none of my business, but that is probably the most unusual request I've ever heard. Why in the world do you want to do that?

"Well," the lady said, "I'm sick and tired of my husband always complaining that there's never anything good to eat between Thanks Giving and Christmas