R.I.P Stephen Gately

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Louis Walsh has received a letter stating:

"For every week John and Edward stay on the X-Factor, a member of Boyzone will die."

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I think the Majorcan police are taking the ban on fags a little too literally.

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Red ring at night, Gately's delight.

Blue ring in morning, oedema warning

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The last boyzone album released was entitled;

"Back again... no matter what"

I beg to differ.

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Why was Steven Gately's car insurance cancelled?

He was rear-ended too many times.

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Police have said Stephen Gately died after being on a bender for 3 days.

The bender is said to be devastated

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According to new reports Stephen Gately was seen running around waving a vibrator.

Police thought he was a suicide bummer