sons life ruined after being teabagged

[Gandalf]

Why didn't he just bite the other guys balls off?Would he have got away with saying it was self defence?

EWWWWHHH!!!

sounds abit yucky, but so does this entire teabag business to be honest.....what's wrong with just a nice cuppa tea these days without the fancy and little bit pervy variations?

sod it.....Emma needs a teabagging!!!!