I like Steven Fry. He would be one of a few famous people I'd have the time to sit down and chat with.

Obviously he got a severe beating when he was young when you look at his nose and how off centre it is. He suffers major depression but comes out of it with his humor in tact.

After getting beaten up at school for being a homosexual youth ,the next time it happened it said out loud to the guy putting a beating on him, ont beat me too hard I'll only give me an erection.

Apparently his intellectual genius and wit worked a treat and he got left alone after that.