Signs that you are getting older

[Wayne]

Your child refuses to kiss you.
The cold makes your body ache.
Gray pubes.
Food that used to be gross is good to you now.
When you see laughing teenagers you become insecure and annoyed.

[Preme]

First sign is when you wake up in the night to take a piss after just having a few pints.

[Nameless]

you put sugar in your tea

When you prefer to stay at home on friday and saturday evening rather than going out

Sex once a week is ok

When you look at the date of release of your CD collection to realize that your best ones have been bought 15 years ago and you never realized it till now.

[SlimTrae]

When you look at the date of release of your CD collection to realize that your best ones have been bought 15 years ago and you never realized it till now.

.what about casette tapes?

[Master]

When you look at the date of release of your CD collection to realize that your best ones have been bought 15 years ago and you never realized it till now.

.what about casette tapes?

I have my LP's.

[Dia bando]

My granddaughter is coming up to 6, and guess she is having a Samsung tablet for Christmas,
I can't believe how good, small children are with technology.
Myself I think she is to young for a tablet, but what do I no my daughter say's Dad you have
to go with the times.

[SlimTrae]

When you look at the date of release of your CD collection to realize that your best ones have been bought 15 years ago and you never realized it till now.

.what about casette tapes?

I have my LP's.

Suprisingly I can find a pawn shop that sell's record players. Wore my last needle out.

You know you're old when you know what it means to put a nickle or quarter wrapped in rubberband on top to avoid the scratch.

Did that to my Peter Frampton (do you feel..like we do..) haha!

[CFH]

Your child refuses to kiss you.
The cold makes your body ache.
Gray pubes.
Food that used to be gross is good to you now.
When you see laughing teenagers you become insecure and annoyed.

[Cortez The Killer]

When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"

[Master]

Wearing trousers up to your chest
Wearing beige colours more.

[Nameless]

- When you consider buying a Buick car.

- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

- When you start to buy pastel shirts.

- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.

[Nameless]

- When you're watching bowling competitions on the T.V.

- When you're taking at heart to have a greener lawn than your neighbor.

- When you're washing your car and your entrance 2 times per day.

- When you go to the flee market and try to negociate stuff that costs 2 bucks for 1.5

- When you're not able anymore to control your farts.

- When you need pepto bismol or roll aids to help you to digest.

[Wayne]

When you say sentences that begin with, "Kids these days..."

When sleep is more appealing than sex.

The thought of going out after ten pm on a work day is horrifying.

MTV annoys you.

You have 0 interest in learning the latest technological gadgets.

You're certain your poop has changed smell.

[iwng100]

- When you consider buying a Buick car.

- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

- When you start to buy pastel shirts.

- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.

Dammit Nameless, you got me!!!

[Nameless]

- When you consider buying a Buick car.

- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

- When you start to buy pastel shirts.

- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.

Dammit Nameless, you got me!!!

We are all going to have that episode at a moment or another As long as you do not combine that with bowling and pastel shirts, it's not so bad