Signs that you are getting older

[CFH]

Your child refuses to kiss you.
The cold makes your body ache.
Gray pubes.
Food that used to be gross is good to you now.
When you see laughing teenagers you become insecure and annoyed.

[Cortez The Killer]

When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"

[Master]

Wearing trousers up to your chest
Wearing beige colours more.

[Nameless]

- When you consider buying a Buick car.

- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

- When you start to buy pastel shirts.

- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.

[Nameless]

- When you're watching bowling competitions on the T.V.

- When you're taking at heart to have a greener lawn than your neighbor.

- When you're washing your car and your entrance 2 times per day.

- When you go to the flee market and try to negociate stuff that costs 2 bucks for 1.5

- When you're not able anymore to control your farts.

- When you need pepto bismol or roll aids to help you to digest.

[Wayne]

When you say sentences that begin with, "Kids these days..."

When sleep is more appealing than sex.

The thought of going out after ten pm on a work day is horrifying.

MTV annoys you.

You have 0 interest in learning the latest technological gadgets.

You're certain your poop has changed smell.

[iwng100]

- When you consider buying a Buick car.

- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

- When you start to buy pastel shirts.

- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.

Dammit Nameless, you got me!!!

[Nameless]

- When you consider buying a Buick car.

- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

- When you start to buy pastel shirts.

- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.

Dammit Nameless, you got me!!!

We are all going to have that episode at a moment or another As long as you do not combine that with bowling and pastel shirts, it's not so bad

[Master]

when you think sweaters look good

when you forget things.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it.


true.

[Nameless]

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it.


true.

That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it.


true.

That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.

What nonsense?

[Snakey]

When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"

I guess im going to jail coz those chicks are fuckin hot

[Howlin Mad Missy]

When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"

I guess im going to jail coz those chicks are fuckin hot

don't need to worry about chicks in jail...unless some big dude calls you chick.

[CFH]

When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"

I guess im going to jail coz those chicks are fuckin hot

don't need to worry about chicks in jail...unless some big dude calls you chick.

Have you seen his picture in the Mugshot thread? He'll definitely be the "chick" in prison.