Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

Wearing trousers up to your chest
Wearing beige colours more.

[Nameless]

- When you consider buying a Buick car.

- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

- When you start to buy pastel shirts.

- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.

[Nameless]

- When you're watching bowling competitions on the T.V.

- When you're taking at heart to have a greener lawn than your neighbor.

- When you're washing your car and your entrance 2 times per day.

- When you go to the flee market and try to negociate stuff that costs 2 bucks for 1.5

- When you're not able anymore to control your farts.

- When you need pepto bismol or roll aids to help you to digest.

[Wayne]

When you say sentences that begin with, "Kids these days..."

When sleep is more appealing than sex.

The thought of going out after ten pm on a work day is horrifying.

MTV annoys you.

You have 0 interest in learning the latest technological gadgets.

You're certain your poop has changed smell.

[iwng100]

- When you consider buying a Buick car.

- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

- When you start to buy pastel shirts.

- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.

Dammit Nameless, you got me!!!

[Nameless]

- When you consider buying a Buick car.

- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

- When you start to buy pastel shirts.

- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.

Dammit Nameless, you got me!!!

We are all going to have that episode at a moment or another As long as you do not combine that with bowling and pastel shirts, it's not so bad

[Master]

when you think sweaters look good

when you forget things.

[Gandalf]

I'm going to be 30 early next year, so I am definitely getting there.

Here's a few...

When you start to find the occasional white hair.
When you find yourself worrying about having to subsidise your retirement.
When you find some of your views start to become more conservative.
When you watch football and realise all the players are younger than you.
When you find the days seem to pass quicker and quicker and realise that death is just around the corner. You are no longer invincible.
When you don't care about going out and meeting people anymore.
When your memory begins to fail you and you don't remember anyones birthday.
When you stop buying new clothes.
When you get the same short hair cut everytime.
When you bemoan every new film for its excessive use of CGI.

[Cortez The Killer]

OK nameless and Killface are talking about things my parents and grandparents do.

And I thought my potency was rapidly decreasing.


It's OK. You guys aren't that old.


I'm turning 25 in a month and I can't pleasure your wives anymore either

[beenKOed]

I'm going to be 30 early next year, so I am definitely getting there.

Here's a few...

When you start to find the occasional white hair.
When you find yourself worrying about having to subsidise your retirement.
When you find some of your views start to become more conservative.
When you watch football and realise all the players are younger than you.
When you find the days seem to pass quicker and quicker and realise that death is just around the corner. You are no longer invincible.
When you don't care about going out and meeting people anymore.
When your memory begins to fail you and you don't remember anyones birthday.
When you stop buying new clothes.
When you get the same short hair cut everytime.
When you bemoan every new film for its excessive use of CGI.

U still get haircuts?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it.


true.

[Nameless]

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it.


true.

That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it.


true.

That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.

What nonsense?

[Nameless]

Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it.


true.

That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.

What nonsense?

Well for example, when you meet a girl you used to be very attracted to, 2-3 years passes, you see her again, still cute but then you realize that in fact, for the rest, she didn't fit at all with what you want in life and you wonder how you could have had a crush on her for something more than a fling.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.

What nonsense?

Well for example, when you meet a girl you used to be very attracted to, 2-3 years passes, you see her again, still cute but then you realize that in fact, for the rest, she didn't fit at all with what you want in life and you wonder how you could have had a crush on her for something more than a fling.

I'm talking about my nail it meter being stuck somewhere round when I was at Uni. I've gotten older, the needle on the meter is fixed.