Signs that you are getting older

[Nameless]

- When you consider buying a Buick car.

- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

- When you start to buy pastel shirts.

- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.

[Nameless]

- When you're watching bowling competitions on the T.V.

- When you're taking at heart to have a greener lawn than your neighbor.

- When you're washing your car and your entrance 2 times per day.

- When you go to the flee market and try to negociate stuff that costs 2 bucks for 1.5

- When you're not able anymore to control your farts.

- When you need pepto bismol or roll aids to help you to digest.

[Wayne]

When you say sentences that begin with, "Kids these days..."

When sleep is more appealing than sex.

The thought of going out after ten pm on a work day is horrifying.

MTV annoys you.

You have 0 interest in learning the latest technological gadgets.

You're certain your poop has changed smell.

[iwng100]

- When you consider buying a Buick car.

- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

- When you start to buy pastel shirts.

- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.

Dammit Nameless, you got me!!!

[Nameless]

- When you consider buying a Buick car.

- To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

- When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

- When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

- When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

- When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

- When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

- When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

- When you start to buy pastel shirts.

- When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.

Dammit Nameless, you got me!!!

We are all going to have that episode at a moment or another As long as you do not combine that with bowling and pastel shirts, it's not so bad

[Master]

when you think sweaters look good

when you forget things.

[Gandalf]

I'm going to be 30 early next year, so I am definitely getting there.

Here's a few...

When you start to find the occasional white hair.
When you find yourself worrying about having to subsidise your retirement.
When you find some of your views start to become more conservative.
When you watch football and realise all the players are younger than you.
When you find the days seem to pass quicker and quicker and realise that death is just around the corner. You are no longer invincible.
When you don't care about going out and meeting people anymore.
When your memory begins to fail you and you don't remember anyones birthday.
When you stop buying new clothes.
When you get the same short hair cut everytime.
When you bemoan every new film for its excessive use of CGI.

[Cortez The Killer]

OK nameless and Killface are talking about things my parents and grandparents do.

And I thought my potency was rapidly decreasing.


It's OK. You guys aren't that old.


I'm turning 25 in a month and I can't pleasure your wives anymore either

[Nameless]

OK nameless and Killface are talking about things my parents and grandparents do.

And I thought my potency was rapidly decreasing.


It's OK. You guys aren't that old.


I'm turning 25 in a month and I can't pleasure your wives anymore either

No worries Cortez, I will never go as far as most things that I've quoted (I think I can avoid bowling competition and pastel shirts all my life for instance).

[Andre]

When it finally takes you all night to do what you used to do all night long.

[Box-r-guy]

Signs you are getting older include:
You prefer a luxury car, aka ghetto cruiser over a sports car.
You now need cheater glasses to watch the girls at the strip bar.
When you box you can't hold your gloves up for more than one round. Luckily that isn't my case!
You'd rather sit at home and watch Judge Judy then go to the bar and socialize.

[pacfan]

Lost all my fascination with gadgets. During my younger years, I was always interested in new gadgets and other stuffs, like walkmans, boomboxes, cameras, stereo equipments, and looking for new releases of recordings at the local record shops was one of my greatest hobbies. Now, no gadget fascinates me anymore, though they do amaze me with kind of things they can do, like for example, putting my suitcase full of cassette tapes into a small mp3 players, I mean the music content of course; but amazement and fascination is two different things. And shopping for CD's doesn't bring the same cheap thrill that shopping for new releases on those big plastic plates they call vinyls used to bring. Sigh.

[Chet Ripley]

you begin to hate everything.

[jemmalyn]

Have to agree with this one "You lie to your kids to get them to behave"

[Xwetie]

showering* Not hot enough turns the knob over an inch, Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively