Signs that you are getting older

[Nameless]

- When you're watching bowling competitions on the T.V.

- When you're taking at heart to have a greener lawn than your neighbor.

- When you're washing your car and your entrance 2 times per day.

- When you go to the flee market and try to negociate stuff that costs 2 bucks for 1.5

- When you're not able anymore to control your farts.

- When you need pepto bismol or roll aids to help you to digest.

[Wayne]

When you say sentences that begin with, "Kids these days..."

When sleep is more appealing than sex.

The thought of going out after ten pm on a work day is horrifying.

MTV annoys you.

You have 0 interest in learning the latest technological gadgets.

You're certain your poop has changed smell.