Signs that you are getting older

[Cortez The Killer]

OK nameless and Killface are talking about things my parents and grandparents do.

And I thought my potency was rapidly decreasing.


It's OK. You guys aren't that old.


I'm turning 25 in a month and I can't pleasure your wives anymore either

[Nameless]

OK nameless and Killface are talking about things my parents and grandparents do.

And I thought my potency was rapidly decreasing.


It's OK. You guys aren't that old.


I'm turning 25 in a month and I can't pleasure your wives anymore either

No worries Cortez, I will never go as far as most things that I've quoted (I think I can avoid bowling competition and pastel shirts all my life for instance).

[Andre]

When it finally takes you all night to do what you used to do all night long.

[Snakey]

When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20

[Howlin Mad Missy]

When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20

I'm sure those of us over 20 will laugh at this - and that would be a sign of getting older.

[Snakey]

When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20

I'm sure those of us over 20 will laugh at this - and that would be a sign of getting older.

Thanks for your sympathy missy, it means alot

[AdamGB]

Didn't your mum tell you it would make you go blind?

[Muzzo]

when you look around and start feeling old in pubs and clubs you used to have to show ID to get into haha

[Master]

When you realise that Youngblood was not even born when Holyfield fought Bowe the first time.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Hahaha!

Yeah also when you realise it's actually legal to fuck bitches born in the 90's

[Master]

You fart more when you take a piss.

[Nameless]

You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

[Master]

When work are having a 5 a side football competition and the younger lads ask a girl to play before they ask you.

[Gandalf]

When you want to get into some new bands, but really have no idea where to start. Maybe this is not a sign that I am getting older, but simply that there aren't any quality new bands about. I don't know. I always used to be into new bands when I was young, but these days bands are fewer and further between.

[Master]

When you are old enough to know better but still young enough to do it all over again.