Signs that you are getting older

[Snakey]

When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"

I guess im going to jail coz those chicks are fuckin hot

[Howlin Mad Missy]

When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"

I guess im going to jail coz those chicks are fuckin hot

don't need to worry about chicks in jail...unless some big dude calls you chick.

[CFH]

When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"

I guess im going to jail coz those chicks are fuckin hot

don't need to worry about chicks in jail...unless some big dude calls you chick.

Have you seen his picture in the Mugshot thread? He'll definitely be the "chick" in prison.

[Nameless]

OK nameless and Killface are talking about things my parents and grandparents do.

And I thought my potency was rapidly decreasing.


It's OK. You guys aren't that old.


I'm turning 25 in a month and I can't pleasure your wives anymore either

No worries Cortez, I will never go as far as most things that I've quoted (I think I can avoid bowling competition and pastel shirts all my life for instance).

[Howlin Mad Missy]

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it.


true.

[Nameless]

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it.


true.

That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

- When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it.


true.

That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.

What nonsense?

[Nameless]

Being attracted to guys you USED to be attracted to when you were their age and you feel somewhat like a nonce for it.


true.

That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.

What nonsense?

Well for example, when you meet a girl you used to be very attracted to, 2-3 years passes, you see her again, still cute but then you realize that in fact, for the rest, she didn't fit at all with what you want in life and you wonder how you could have had a crush on her for something more than a fling.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

That is another sign, effectively.... And then you realize all the nonsense of having being attracted to them.

What nonsense?

Well for example, when you meet a girl you used to be very attracted to, 2-3 years passes, you see her again, still cute but then you realize that in fact, for the rest, she didn't fit at all with what you want in life and you wonder how you could have had a crush on her for something more than a fling.

I'm talking about my nail it meter being stuck somewhere round when I was at Uni. I've gotten older, the needle on the meter is fixed.

[Preme]

When you stay up late after your missus will go to bed and you can watch porn, the first thing you notice is how comfy the bed looks in the "film"

[Howlin Mad Missy]

When you stay up late after your missus will go to bed and you can watch porn, the first thing you notice is how comfy the bed looks in the "film"

I think that means you're a women.


ooh that tables nice. ooh I like that couch.

[AdamGB]

This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...

my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week

I will be 23, but a few things do apply:

half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams

9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows

[Howlin Mad Missy]

This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...

my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week

I will be 23, but a few things do apply:

half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams

9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows

the girls at my school were already pushing prams before they left. dozy cows.

[Andre]

When it finally takes you all night to do what you used to do all night long.

[Snakey]

When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20