This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...
my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week
I will be 23, but a few things do apply:
half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams
9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows
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