Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

when the mates you play football with bring their sons, who run rings around you and make you feel old.

Haha know that feeling all to well.Little shits.

Chop the gits, pull their shirts back, barge into them, mess with their heads - have to use all the tricks of the trade to keep up.

[brocktonblockbust]

when you go running for 30 minutes and the next day your BACK (??!!!) is fucked.

[Dia bando]

When you can't remember if you have taken your med's, I went to the doctor's a day early I think
I may be going fucking mad. He tell me that new med's your on may give you a slight headache,
which I've had for 6 weeks. Well don't worry it will soon pass WTF, 6 weeks it will soon pass.
53 and falling to bit's, what next something drops off.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Master]

When you can't remember if you have taken your med's, I went to the doctor's a day early I think
I may be going fucking mad. He tell me that new med's your on may give you a slight headache,
which I've had for 6 weeks. Well don't worry it will soon pass WTF, 6 weeks it will soon pass.
53 and falling to bit's, what next something drops off.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regularly exercise and you will stay young, I promise no headaches.

[Master]

Why is it so loud in the cinemas?

[Gandalf]

It is really loud in there and it is one of the reasons I won't go there. Maybe it is because half the audience is talking or else eating popcorn with their foul mouths wide open. Either way, when I watch a film I am quiet and keep my mouth closed. I am out of time and place in a cinema. I just watch films at home. It's much nicer.

[Master]

When you race against your son and pull your calf muscle losing your dignity.

[Master]

When you start to lose your teeth.

[SlimTrae]

When you start to lose your teeth.

Chip by chip...while munching on chips.


You know you're old when someone offers a snack, you say sure, then when you see its a bag of assorted nuts.... uh. no thanks.

[roberto duran legend]

Bald patch. Motherfucker. Never thought it would happen to me,but its fucking starting .

[Master]

When you remember the time that Saddo gay of the year award was a title no one wanted to win and was seen as a negative honour.

[Master]

When you remember Alejandero Gonzalez Jr's dad fighting.

[Master]

When you realise it was 20 years ago Bruno beat McCall.

[Spicoli]

You keep skipping the last decade in conversations. For some reason 01' to 09' get lost and I end up pausing and counting out loud for accuracy . Shits a trip.

When two of your first hires on job pass you by in ten years. From kennel workers in High school whining about hours...to DVM saving lives and opening a practice . Humbling But very impressive.

[TitoFan]

One sign I'm getting older is my level of interest in many threads is dropping rapidly.
For some threads is has dropped from -50 on a scale of 0-100 to about -100.