Signs that you are getting older

[Andre]

When it finally takes you all night to do what you used to do all night long.

[Snakey]

When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20

[Howlin Mad Missy]

When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20

I'm sure those of us over 20 will laugh at this - and that would be a sign of getting older.

[Snakey]

When youve had awesome eye sight for most of your life but now have to wear glasses to see long distance and im only 20

I'm sure those of us over 20 will laugh at this - and that would be a sign of getting older.

Thanks for your sympathy missy, it means alot

[AdamGB]

Didn't your mum tell you it would make you go blind?

[Muzzo]

when you look around and start feeling old in pubs and clubs you used to have to show ID to get into haha

[Master]

Longer to get an erection. (Does not happen to me)
Have to use Viagra (I do not use it)
Have to think of ex to keep it up. (Not me again)

[Master]

When you realise that Youngblood was not even born when Holyfield fought Bowe the first time.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Hahaha!

Yeah also when you realise it's actually legal to fuck bitches born in the 90's

[Master]

You fart more when you take a piss.

[Nameless]

You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

[Spicoli]

Going totally clean shaven this week...was told I looked 25 today Haaaaaaa, man.And they didn't want the day off,a raise or to borrow my car !!Now thats ...but I'll take IT.

[Master]

You fart more when you take a piss.

That's not sign that you're getting older, that's sign that you'rere now officially old.

Actually old is not hearing yourself farting because you are too deaf as you do anything strenuous but other do.

[Master]

When work are having a 5 a side football competition and the younger lads ask a girl to play before they ask you.

[Gandalf]

When you want to get into some new bands, but really have no idea where to start. Maybe this is not a sign that I am getting older, but simply that there aren't any quality new bands about. I don't know. I always used to be into new bands when I was young, but these days bands are fewer and further between.