You can have any four guests for dinner who are they and why?

[Andre]

Mine might be pretty similar to the last time I did a thread like this, but I don't remember so thats okay.

1) Noam Chomsky - He is the godfather of modern linguistics, so that aspect interests me a lot. Also, I tend to agree with a lot of his viewpoints concerning world affairs. His opinion is one that I always take note of.

2) William Burroughs - One of my favourite authors. His life is one which fascinates me. He lived in numerous countries, killed his wife and spent many years as a heroin addict (I'm not saying all these are neccessarily good things, mind you!). On the way he became one of the most important writers of the 20th century (IMO). Naked lunch is a great book.

3) Vincent Van Gogh - I like his paintings and is another one who seemingly led a rather unusual life. We don't know all much about him as he was largely unknown during his lifetime. He might make for curious and interesting company.

4) Jean Paul Sartre - I'm into my existentialist writers and Sartre was a rather important thinker and writer. I think him sharing a room with Chomsky and Burroughs would be very interesting. I love Nausea and the Roads to Freedom books. Satre's politics were a bit more troubled for me, but again would make for interesting debate.

So you would be drinking some absienth and keeping away from Van Gogh's knife hand at the dinner table?

[Andre]

Mine will be boring for you guys.

1 Joan of Arch

2 Yeshua Ben Joseph (yeah Jesus)

3 Nicola Tesla

4 Albert Einstein


I just have to know some stuff for certain.

I figure what one couldnt answer the other would at least have a great shot at it.



Probably out at Mc Donalds for the ambiance.



I can hear Einstein now ..." Ohhhh vold ya look at dat unlimited cokes"

[Gandalf]

I would love to know what Jesus thinks about the mighty Big Mac!

[Andre]

I would love to know what Jesus thinks about the mighty Big Mac!

HAhaha



Could of been worse, could have invited Gandi, Buddah, Kristna and Vishnu.


Not that there is much beef in it anyway. I would have to explain that "the 100% beef trademark actually means reconstituted saw mill dust, soya been extract and each burger contains only 100 billionth of a micron of a cow once named Ronald who lived on old Macdonalds farm annnd died gracfully of old age,(may contain traces of peanuts)
and so you see, they built all these resteraunts in his loving memory."

"Yeah so, Um we were chatting about reincarnation wernt we ?",

give me ya coke cups boys, its my shout."

[CutMeMick]

1. Marlyn Monroe
2. Audrey Hephurn
3. Raquel Welch
4. Jessica Biel


Fuck Fest!

[Mark TKO]

1. Ali - no explanation required
2. Tommy Cooper - quite simply the funniest man that ever lived
3. Carol Vorderman - a milf I have wanted to pop for years and if there was ever an opportunity to have her in same room for evening and have a crack at her then she has to be there
4. George Best - a drinking buddy. we could get hammered whilst listening to the others (Oliver or Alex as fenster says would do as a no 4 also)

[amat]

I wouldn't want anyone from the past because I wouldn't want to spend my whole time answering questions. Even Jesus would want to know how exactly the Wii works.
But I drew a bunch of blanks so I can't answer this now. BTW this topic has been done before I remember I posted, maybe I could go nick (as the brits say) my answers from there.

[HattonTheHammer]

1. Ali - no explanation required
2. Tommy Cooper - quite simply the funniest man that ever lived
3. Carol Vorderman - a milf I have wanted to pop for years and if there was ever an opportunity to have her in same room for evening and have a crack at her then she has to be there
4. George Best - a drinking buddy. we could get hammered whilst listening to the others (Oliver or Alex as fenster says would do as a no 4 also)

If i was to bring a bottle of bubbly along would i be permitted to look up vordermans skirt??

[Fenster]

1. Alex Higgins
2. Oliver Reid
3. Shane MacGowan
4. Hunter S. Thompson

Someone's ending up dead. Me.

[HattonTheHammer]

1- Bobby Moore- greatest englishman to ever play the game, would be an honour and a privilage

2-Arturo Gatti - would try my hardest to not at any point bow down to him and claim im not worthy but would be extremely hard

3-Winston Churchill - everything which is great about life. We could all learn a lot from a man of such grace and dignity and would quite literally kill to call him an associate

4-Kid Thunder - lets face it at the end of an evening we usually want someone to beat up, hartley instantly jumps out as one of the few guys id be pretty confident even completely drunk of being able to own

[johnmaff36]

1. Alex Higgins
2. Oliver Reid
3. Shane MacGowan
4. Hunter S. Thompson

Someone's ending up dead. Me.

Had a pint with two of them. Higgens a genius snooker player but one hell of a cheeky b*****d. Would drink with the devil himself.
McGowan was actually was completely incoherant and was taken off the boat in a wheelchair. how hes alive is a mystery.
You would need 3 or 4 kegs for those guys, and thats before Reed

[yvonne]

Marg Helgenberger,she hot milf

Nigel Benn,my idol

Tyson,why would'nt you want Tyson round for dinner!!


Nicole Kidman,always liked Nicole

[BIG H]

Marg Helgenberger,she hot milf

Nigel Benn,my idol

Tyson,why would'nt you want Tyson round for dinner!!


Nicole Kidman,always liked Nicole

Ginger fetish

[yvonne]

Marg Helgenberger,she hot milf

Nigel Benn,my idol

Tyson,why would'nt you want Tyson round for dinner!!


Nicole Kidman,always liked Nicole

Ginger fetish

Nigel Benn and Mike Tyson are not Ginger,i'd eat anything from Nicloe's and Marg's naked bodies me!

[Andre]

Marg Helgenberger,she hot milf

Nigel Benn,my idol

Tyson,why would'nt you want Tyson round for dinner!!


Nicole Kidman,always liked Nicole

I Dare you to put Pigs ear on the menu.