You can have any four guests for dinner who are they and why?

[Andre]

I would love to know what Jesus thinks about the mighty Big Mac!

HAhaha



Could of been worse, could have invited Gandi, Buddah, Kristna and Vishnu.


Not that there is much beef in it anyway. I would have to explain that "the 100% beef trademark actually means reconstituted saw mill dust, soya been extract and each burger contains only 100 billionth of a micron of a cow once named Ronald who lived on old Macdonalds farm annnd died gracfully of old age,(may contain traces of peanuts)
and so you see, they built all these resteraunts in his loving memory."

"Yeah so, Um we were chatting about reincarnation wernt we ?",

give me ya coke cups boys, its my shout."

[CutMeMick]

1. Marlyn Monroe
2. Audrey Hephurn
3. Raquel Welch
4. Jessica Biel


Fuck Fest!

[Mark TKO]

1. Ali - no explanation required
2. Tommy Cooper - quite simply the funniest man that ever lived
3. Carol Vorderman - a milf I have wanted to pop for years and if there was ever an opportunity to have her in same room for evening and have a crack at her then she has to be there
4. George Best - a drinking buddy. we could get hammered whilst listening to the others (Oliver or Alex as fenster says would do as a no 4 also)

[amat]

I wouldn't want anyone from the past because I wouldn't want to spend my whole time answering questions. Even Jesus would want to know how exactly the Wii works.
But I drew a bunch of blanks so I can't answer this now. BTW this topic has been done before I remember I posted, maybe I could go nick (as the brits say) my answers from there.

[Andre]

I wouldn't want anyone from the past because I wouldn't want to spend my whole time answering questions. Even Jesus would want to know how exactly the Wii works.
But I drew a bunch of blanks so I can't answer this now. BTW this topic has been done before I remember I posted, maybe I could go nick (as the brits say) my answers from there.

I dont know, think he'd just get cross again.

[BIG H]

Sounds like a great opportunity, but I'm too shallow to want to increase my knowledge or have stimulating conversation, so my obvious picks would be..

1.) Britney Spears
2.) Elisha Cuthbert (looking how she did in The Girl Next Door)
3.) Sophia Bush
4.) A physician

[Youngblood]

these 4. meal to follow. my meal is all you can eat until you can''t eat any more. and then some more. and when u can't take any more, we are going to force feed it to you.

















Now you are all seated ... Enjoy Fuckers!

[HattonTheHammer]

1. Ali - no explanation required
2. Tommy Cooper - quite simply the funniest man that ever lived
3. Carol Vorderman - a milf I have wanted to pop for years and if there was ever an opportunity to have her in same room for evening and have a crack at her then she has to be there
4. George Best - a drinking buddy. we could get hammered whilst listening to the others (Oliver or Alex as fenster says would do as a no 4 also)

If i was to bring a bottle of bubbly along would i be permitted to look up vordermans skirt??