Hitler dies and go's up to heaven where he's met by Jesus at the gates,
he ask's if there's any chance he can go in, Jesus says no way u killed
millions of Jews your not getting in.
Hitler says go on ill give u an iron cross
Jesus says ok ill just check with God
God says no way he's coming in
Jesus says go on he said he'll give me an iron cross
God says sure u could'nt carry the wooden one they gave u!